-`✞ or nikolas ✞ he ✞ 20 ✞ xntj ✞´-

-`✞ psych major ✞ nd ✞ not straight ✞´-

-`✞ dn ✞ castlevania ✞ nge ✞ fe ✞ cg ✞ pkmn ✞´-

-`✞ horror ✞ criminology ✞ psychoanalysis ✞ etc. ✞´-

-`✞ friends ✞ testimonials ✞´-

↠ i don't have a god complex. i have religious trauma + a large enough ego that it might come off as such, but i recognize my own shortcomings.

↠ i laugh at doubles & post frequent factkinnie invals because no one is me & i find attempts at playing as such funny. i will not invalidate you directly & waste my time, but don't int if this is a problem for you. edgy factkins especially fuck off. i hate you if all you do is bait people online & act like an abusive asshole. you misrepresent everything i stand for & i loathe you. in general, doubles have not the academic standing that i do, the charisma & social respect, the attractiveness, nor the perfect personality & life experience mirror (all things externally validated so i know they're not in my head) that i have & had in my life as light. i am light. you are not. i am comfortable in this fact. do not interact with me if you are a factkin because you likely lack the IQ points to grasp my characterization & again, i post many invals. such as this one<3 just being upfront with it! you can't say i didn't warn you.

↠ i have a fear of persecution. i will have bouts of paranoia. do not follow me if you haven't read this & don't understand what you're getting into. i make fun of people sometimes. i use slurs i can reclaim. i post a lot of invals, about religious trauma coping, about my ego, & a variety of discussion topics. i make misogynistic jokes. my friends & i have threatening rapport with one another. some of my coping manifests in "problematic" ways. understand that before sending a rq. i can generally have an edge to me. don't int if that bothers you. while i can be mean, i'm not totally heartless!

↠ i generally like helping other people (despite the demeanor this carrd has) & i'm always happy to talk! my default is to give others advice due to an untreated messiah complex. don't take my helpfulness as condescending<3 i see it as my moral duty to help others & i make it a point to do so.

↠ i try not to take myself too seriously! i know how i come off, though. trust me that when you see me int with others, i am not that bad ^_^.

↠ i'm a psychoanalyst & a renaissance man who constantly posts about my intellectual endeavors. if you're annoyed by frequent analyses, philosophizing, or general discussion posts, i'm not for you.

↠ come to me privately if you have an issue. i loathe callout culture.

↠ i have npd. know what this entails. i'm sure the aforementioned bullet points already give you a good idea of what it might mean. you are not entitled to all of my diagnoses, but know they are professional.

↠ i also tend to type a lot; i'm sure you've noticed. thank you for reading!

bite the apple & introduce original sin into the world to continue.

You. Me. Gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! UH-OH! there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. we black out and wake up in a sewer. we're surrounded by fish. HORNY FISH. you know what that means: fish orgy! the stench draws in a bear. What are we gonna do? we're gonna fight it! bear FIGHT? bare HANDED? bare... NAKED? oh, yes Please! we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a chuck-e-cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Over-throw the government? uh, i think so! Next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bum, white out, which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint, GREENED out, then i turned into the sun. WHA-HOH, looks like the meth is kicking in! WHA-GCHKH-BAH-GHAHWKSIEFDSLFKSLFEHUHSD

-`✞ carrd directory ✞´-

-`♱ these lofty thoughts are killing me;

preoccupied by what I could be... ♱´-

-`♱ I get so high on my ideals--

don't call me down, but you can meet me where I land! ♱´-

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